Feelin Spiritual!

Some people eat oysters to get in the mood. Others bust out the champagne, strawberries, and whip cream. Muffin and I don't need anything fancy. Just some good ol' Gospel music to put us in the mood.

Muffin is FINE. Tall, dark, and so handsome it hurts in my special parts whenever I see him. Not only is he one of the most handsome men I've ever met, but he is by far the most genuine. Smart, funny, so thoughtful... he has the tendency to melt away my worst days with his smile.

I decided to invite Muffin to one of my brother's Gospel Choir performances. We made the drive up to Davis and along the way we listened to the random songs on my iPod, saw a fire, and stopped for beer. The gospel performance was fun. We sang our praises to Jesus, said Amen a few times, and clapped til our cheery, God-loving hearts were filled with the Holy Spirit.

After the performance, my family, some of my brother's friends and me and my Muffin head to get some fro-yo. Everyone is standing outside, talking, having a good time. I catch myself just looking at Muffin. Who would have thought that we'd be at a gospel choir concert in Davis with my family?!?! Not me. He looked so comfortable around my crazy family that I couldn't help but smile. Even my extremely high strung mother was falling for his charm. That's when I knew... I was gonna rock his world on the drive home.

I'd like to think of myself as a badass. I'm not shy. I'm not afraid of being wild. So on the drive back, I found myself attached to his love part... with my face. Good thing I have tinted windows because I was going for gold!! Most men don't realize that the best type of girl to go down on your love stick is a extra sexy, thicker than a snicker, big girl! We are always hungry. We know how to use our mouths. We will gobble you up like our life depends on it. And that's just what I did. Gobble Gobble.

All that singing about God and the Holy Ghost had turned our passion into something ferocious. It was almost 1 am when we pulled into his office. Before I knew it, I found myself in the main conference room, laying on a table. The only other time I found myself doing something illegal at work, I ended up breaking the table and blaming the cleaning people...so I was a little nervous. But the only breaking that was done this night was Muffin... breakin' me off!!

I left Muffin's office completely satisfied but a tad bit confused. I never would have imagined that going to a Gospel concert, singing praises to my Sweet Baby Jesus, and spending time with my family would turn me into such a predator. The next day, Muffin texts me asking what had gotten into me.

My response: Must have been the Holy Ghost.

Lesson Learned:

Love is patient. Love is Kind. But sometimes, Love is all kinds of wild! Grrrrr!