I just did a search for good comebacks to standard break-up lines. My search was unsuccessful. I figure that at some point in time, someone else might need such information. Now, you will be able to use my clever ways to get out of awkward break-up situation on top. Please feel free to use these comebacks. Take pictures. Make t-shirts. Do what you will with them... do not let them go to waste, my friends!
I'm not good enough for you - you deserve better. - Lucky for me, if I lower my standards any more to be with you, I'll die.
I love you, that is why I have to let you go. - You've already let go. You look like you ate the man I fell in love with.
I've fallen too much in love with you. I'm in it too deep - There's no lifeguard on duty and interestingly enough, I like to watch people drown.
You've put on too much weight. - Really? My other boyfriend said I lost weight from all our late night cardio sessions.
I just don't feel it anymore. - Me either. I must have been really drunk our entire relationship because now that I'm sober, I'd rather feel myself.
We both know it's been over for a while now. - I agree. That's why I moved on last weekend. All weekend long. Yee-haw.
I'm leaving you for another man. - Tell your dad I say hi.
This breakup will make our relationship stronger. Trust me. - The only things that will be stronger are my kegels.
My mom doesn't like you. - Your mom goes to college.
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