Man compliments

We all know that women love compliments. Men, on the other hand, not so much. Maybe if they weren't called compliments, they'd like them. Maybe if they were called Man-Points or Mission Critical Information, they'd acknowledge them. Whatever the reason, some men are genetically unable to blush -when they hear such affirmations, they tend to squish their faces and run away.

I've tried to compliment many men, some for selfish reasons (doesn't hurt when you want a shiny gift!) and some because they deserved it (specifically for killing spiders). Here are 10 Man-Points your man will love to hear.

1. You're the only guy I've ever known who can drink that much and still be a tiger in bed. Grr.

2. You smell like a rugged, super strong, hunk of burning love, who just wrestled a bear. And won. You reek of manliness!

3. That jar you just opened didn't even see it coming. What took you 15 minutes would have taken Jack Bauer 24.

4. Is there anything you cant fix? My computer, car, cervix?

5. If you weren't an engineer/doctor/plumber you could absolutely be a NASCAR driver.

6. Your kisses taste like aged bourbon. So smooth.

7. These are the best hog dogs I've ever had in my life! I'll never eat another $1.50 hot dog from Costco again. Doesn't even compare!

8. You're sexier than all of the gladiators in 300. ALL of them.

9. What are you, a superhero? Did I just watch you save all of mankind again?

10. When you're around, I don't need a match. You're so hot my cigarette lights itself.

Ladies, get out there and give your man a "Man-Point" or two! Your man will be proud to blush to such compliments.

You'll thank me later.