Get it girl!

Some men call me charming. Others call me manipulative. Doesn't matter what you call me, as long as I get what I want.

In my years of seducing the opposite sex, I've mastered a few techniques and I owe it to the world to share it with ya'll.

Here are my tricks to getting what you want in a relationship.

1. Always ask for things when naked.

Most men will agree to just about anything if you're putting it on them right. Men will make life altering decisions when you're giving them the good stuff. There's no better time to ask a man to take the trash out then after making sweet lovin' to him - and while he's at it, he can wash not only your car, but your mama's too.

2. When his favorite team is playing, keep your mouth shut.

For a man, there's nothing more romantic than when his woman leaves the house when his favorite team is playing. Letting him cheer, scream, or even cry in peace will not only make him grateful for his space, but he will appreciate you so much more when you return. With shopping bags full of things he just unknowingly bought you...

3. Gender roles keep things kosher!

Your man had a bad day? Long day at work? His favorite team lost? He sprained his ankle while shooting hoops with the boys? Put your apron on and cook something. Dinner, some dessert, and not bombarding him with questions the minute he walks through the door will not only make him happy, but I guarantee he'll be the one wanting to cuddle and talk all night. That way, it's not your fault if you forgot to mention the new dent in the car's bumper.

4. Tune me out.

Men lack the necessary genes for multitasking. Most men tend to tune their women out when doing other things, like playing video games, or even breathing. Recognize this and make demands only you'll remember. He'll be forced to do what you asked later because he wont remember saying he wouldn't do it. But remember to thank him, profusely for being so helpful. If by the grace of God his memory clears; deny, deny, deny.

Every woman deserves four pets in her life. A mink in the closet, a jaguar in the garage, a tiger in bed and a jackass to pay for it all.