I like boys.

I'm boy crazy. I think I was born this way. My first words might have been "Damn mama, that baby boy is all kinds of sexy! Do you think he wants to see whats in my diaper???" I love looking at men, talking about them, growling at them. A man walks into the room - I'm the first one to notice. It's just how I roll.

To balance out my last blog about deal breakers, I thought I'd share with ya'll my 5 most favorite things about men.

1. Shower Time

I love when a man uses my body wash. When a man smells like my Midnight Pomegranate or Armani Diamonds shimmering body wash, I want to bury my face and sniff his now super soft and lavish body. Men are supposed to smell like Old Spice but every now and then, I love a man who smells like sugar and spice. But, start using my body wash everyday and we're gonna have a problem. Don't get it twisted.

2. Security

Scary movies - you let us dig our nails into your thighs. Bar fights - when someone tries to break a Corona bottle on our heads, you break their necks. Nothing says love like defending us in bar fights.

3. Huggies

I love to hug men. Not because I'm a pervert, not because I like to press my chest on people for shits-n-giggles, but because it just feels right. There's nothing better than manly strong arms wrapped around our bodies. Wait, I take that back. There's nothing better than you hugging me when covered in chocolate frosting. Oh em gee, it's bananas!!

4. Furbies

A man with stubble on his face drives me absolutely wild. I like to scratch my palms on stubbly cheeks. And when we're done kissing, I dont need to exfoliate my face. While sometimes it causes irritation and makes me bleed, it's still so sexy to run my hands across a stubbly, lumberjack-chic man face.

5. Chivalry

I have arms, I can open my own doors. I can walk on the outside of the street and get hit by a car first, trust me. I know how to drive, you dont have to pick me up as though I'm 12 years old. The fact that men go out of their way to show us that they want to take care of us, that's got to be my all time favorite thing about them. It just shows me that if I were to lose my arm or license, I could count on you. So sweet.


Men are simple creatures. You can almost always count on them to fix your car, they're really good at answering yes or no questions, and it doesn't matter how many times they've seen you naked, but every time is like the first time.

Thank heaven for little boys. *


* Little boys meaning those over 18 years of age.